Mukesh is getting marry soon!!!!!!!

haiiii..their is a sad news...now we r going to looose mukesh because he is now going to marry.....

Mukesh is Getting Marry

Hello Student,
Mukesh is getting Marry in Dec 08 so go and get party soon...dont missssss it.

Mukesh Got Tilak

Hello Everybody
Lets congrats Mukesh for his Tilak (engagement). He got 1.5 LAC as TEEKA.

SOME BLADE JOKES

J S Jodha : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.

Mukesh Verma : public member or private?

J S Jodha : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be

wrong?

Mukesh Verma : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

Bhupender : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 5

roses to Akanksha..?

Vimal : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by

value or pass by

reference.

Bhupender : ???!!!

J S Jodha : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a

software engineer...

Mukesh Verma : how do u say that?

J S Jodha : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

J S Jodha : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must

be a farmer before ...

Mukesh Verma : How do u know...?

J S Jodha : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!

Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the

performance of Search Engine.

J S Jodha : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

Mukesh Verma : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is

new kind of RAM in the

market!

J S Jodha : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

Mukesh Verma : How do u say that?

J S Jodha : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

J S Jodha : Hey.... whats time now?

Mukesh Verma : System time or local time...??

J S Jodha : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

Mukesh Verma : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!

J S Jodha : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star

Sports, Star Movies and Star P

Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?

Mukesh Verma : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

Jyotsana : I think that SW Engg is very naive..

Preeti : how do u say that?

Jyotsana : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!

Vimal : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...

The Developer Studio can

really do magic...

Bhupendra : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?

J S Jodha : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?

Mukesh Verma : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that’s

why?

OP : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with

computer... but its audio

portion is not at all working :-

Jasraj : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

Jyotsana : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..

Sonam : right shift or left shift??

Jyotsana : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?

Sonam : u mean recipe..?

J S Jodha : Mukesh Verma, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's

harassing me too much.

Mukesh Verma : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......

Vimal: Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy

drive?

Bhupendra : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!

Software DT in Heaven

J S Jodha : hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today... it says mail "demon" not

running...

Mukesh Verma : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and

bounces back!

SOFTWARE Husband

Mukesh Verma : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now

logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Mukesh Verma : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn...

Mukesh Verma : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Mukesh Verma : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Mukesh Verma : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being

funny ?

Mukesh Verma : Too many parameters. Abort!...

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Mukesh Verma : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Mukesh Verma : Default Parameter.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Mukesh Verma : Access denied. File in use...

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Mukesh Verma : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot

GREAT TO BE AN INDIAN

You may be aware of that after IT now India moving towards Biotechnology.

According to one research India will emerge as a super power in IT & Medical

research by 2025.

Q. Who is the Co-founder of Sun Microsystems? (The company which is sweeping the

Internet with its brainchild Java)

A. Vinod Khosla

Q. Who is the Creator of Pentium Chip? (Needs no introduction, 90% of the today's

computers run on it)

A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the third richest person on the world?

A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji,

CEO, Wipro. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.

Q. Who is the current president of AT&T Bell Labs? (AT & T Bell Labs is the creator

of C, C++, Unix to name a few)

A. Arun Netravalli

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail? (Hotmail is world's No. 1 web based

email program)

A. Sabeer Bhatia

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?

A. Rajiv Gupta

Q. Who is the Testing Director of Windows 2000?

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A. Sanjay Tejwrika

We are known as the Indian Mafia (or Internet Mafia?).

We are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than

the whites and the natives. We are the success story in America.

Let the world know what we stand for.

!"There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.

!"38% of Doctors in America are Indians.

!"12% of Scientists in America are Indians.

!"36% of NASA employees are Indians.

!" 34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians

!"28% of IBM employees are Indians

!"17% of INTEL employees are Indians

!"13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Some of these facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a

German Magazine which deals with WORLD