SOME BLADE JOKES

J S Jodha : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.

Mukesh Verma : public member or private?

J S Jodha : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be

wrong?

Mukesh Verma : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

Bhupender : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 5

roses to Akanksha..?

Vimal : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by

value or pass by

reference.

Bhupender : ???!!!

J S Jodha : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a

software engineer...

Mukesh Verma : how do u say that?

J S Jodha : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

J S Jodha : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must

be a farmer before ...

Mukesh Verma : How do u know...?

J S Jodha : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!

Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the

performance of Search Engine.

J S Jodha : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

Mukesh Verma : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is

new kind of RAM in the

market!

J S Jodha : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

Mukesh Verma : How do u say that?

J S Jodha : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

J S Jodha : Hey.... whats time now?

Mukesh Verma : System time or local time...??

J S Jodha : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

Mukesh Verma : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check out!

J S Jodha : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star

Sports, Star Movies and Star P

Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?

Mukesh Verma : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

Jyotsana : I think that SW Engg is very naive..

Preeti : how do u say that?

Jyotsana : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!

Vimal : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...

The Developer Studio can

really do magic...

Bhupendra : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?

J S Jodha : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?

Mukesh Verma : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that’s

why?

OP : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with

computer... but its audio

portion is not at all working :-

Jasraj : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

Jyotsana : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..

Sonam : right shift or left shift??

Jyotsana : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?

Sonam : u mean recipe..?

J S Jodha : Mukesh Verma, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's

harassing me too much.

Mukesh Verma : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......

Vimal: Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy

drive?

Bhupendra : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!

Software DT in Heaven

J S Jodha : hey.. I couldn’t send a mail to Hell today... it says mail "demon" not

running...

Mukesh Verma : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and

bounces back!

SOFTWARE Husband

Mukesh Verma : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now

logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Mukesh Verma : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn...

Mukesh Verma : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Mukesh Verma : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Mukesh Verma : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being

funny ?

Mukesh Verma : Too many parameters. Abort!...

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Mukesh Verma : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Mukesh Verma : Default Parameter.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Mukesh Verma : Access denied. File in use...

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Mukesh Verma : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot